DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
third nipple confirmed
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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