Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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