I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
