he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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