Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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