i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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