She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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