"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This baby is an asshole
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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