Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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