Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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