Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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