Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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