Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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