R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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