Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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