OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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