So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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