Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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