What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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