so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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