ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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