You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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