I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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