wat bout pragnant strippers??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
