I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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