glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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