Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Randomize
