i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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