weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She's better-looking with the mask on.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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