Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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