party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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