Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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