operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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