I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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