Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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