remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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