WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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