omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We are two peas in an std pod
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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