what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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