The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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