seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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