I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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