I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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