did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.