arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Randomize