so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just gift wrapped bread.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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