Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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