Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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