She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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