this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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