Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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