Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How external is "for external use only"?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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