you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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