Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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