You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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