Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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